Rqn Means Naked

Hey, Chair.  I have a surprise for you!  Your surprise is a guy sitting on you.

Chair?

“What?” says the chair.

It was a joke!

Hey, Chair.

“What?” says the chair.

That was supposed to be the joke, Chair.

“Oh,” says the chair.

Isn’t it funny, Chair?

“Yes, guy,” says the chair.

The End.

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The Cocka-Ooo!

The Minty, Gummy Rock:  You can take a brick or a rock…any rock will do it.  Find a piece of gum and scrape it off with your rock.  Then the gum will get on your rock.  You find a tree and take your Gummy Rock and stick it on the tree.  Then the Gummy Rock will stay on, but every once in awhile it will fall off.  Just find it and stick it back on the same tree.  My Gummy Rock also smelled Minty.

E poses with his Gummy Rock

E poses with his Gummy Rock, which also smells Minty.

Rock on the Tree

Minty Gummy Rock

The End

Hey you!

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